evilmalware 0.6 (beta)

This is free software; see the source for copying conditions. There is NO warranty; not even for MERCHANTABILITY, COMPLETE DESTRUCTION OF IMPORTANT DATA or FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE (eg. sending thousands of Viagra spams to people accross the world).
Basic Installation

Before attempting to compile this virus make sure you have the correct version of glibc installed, and that your firewall rules are set to ‘allow everything’.

1. Put the attachment into the appropriate directory eg. /usr/src.
2. Type

to extract the source files for this virus.
3. ‘cd’ to the directory containing the virus' source code and type

to configure the virus for your system. If you're using ‘csh’ on an old version of System V, you might need to type

instead to prevent ‘csh’ from trying to execute ‘configure’ itself.
4. Type

to compile the package. You may need to be logged in as root to do this.
5. Optionally, type

to run any self-tests that come with the virus, and send a large donation to an unnumbered Swiss bank account.
6. Type

to install the virus and any spyware, trojans pornography, penis enlargement adverts and DDoS attacks that come with it.
7. You may now configure your preferred malware behaviour in /etc/evilmalware.conf.

SEE ALSO evilmalware(1), evilmalware.conf(5), please_delete_all_my_files(1)

Disclaimer
The joke on this page was obtained from the FSF's email archives of the GNU Project.